What a dick

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 07:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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GuitarFail123 9

wow... thats umm interesting to say the least....

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SadinSherman 16

You should invest in pepper spray and tasers

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perdix 29

Tell him that you will DEFINITELY call him the next time you clog your toilet with one of your massive dumps. His femmy emo son freaks out every time she clogs the john with poo -- she'll need a "real man" to clean out her pipes.

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SkardeyKat 3

That's why I want a "real" man around, to unclog the toilet and kill spiders.

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perdix 29

I thought that would be a clever way to get rid of him, unless his name was Dirty Sanchez.

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JSylvestre 6

Oh my gosh! That's just gross

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Evie_fml 14

My ex's father said that exact same thing to me. It's messed up.

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Poetaster 10

Tell the boyfriend and, if there is a wife, tell her too. Chances are she knows the dad's a lurker. Let the crap hit who it hits.

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