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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45336) - you deserved it (8906)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

#1 - On 10/31/2011 at 6:31am by saIty

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Just give her some time, bro.

#4 - On 10/31/2011 at 6:35am by danishbagel

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