By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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leadman1989 15

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

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saIty 17

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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Jarvo_666 6

When the river runs red, take the dirt track ;)

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blacksswan 10

This is why people like you shouldn't breed.

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TipOfTheHat 10

There are worse things... Like waiting for marriage!

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Sarah__917 14

Haha haha !!!! You're totally right!!!

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Harmie 0

And? A period isn't a deal breaker. Get in there bro!

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Zillie 4

Unless her period just started & she has terrible cramps & is feeling generally miserable, she could always try using a menstrual cup. They allow you to have sex during her period without all the messiness. Regardless whether you get to do it or have to wait a few days, don't make her feel like shit about it. Having your period on your wedding day would suck enough as it is, & she probably feels bad about it already.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Eh, suck it up buttercup. Either **** her, period or not, or wait. Not a big deal either way (and yes I know many guys won't **** a bleeding girl... But there is a second option).

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littlericht 2

Yeah do her up da bum!!!! And if u don't like da sound of dat there is always a blowie or a quick hand job!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

The second option was to wait, asshole. Not every girl is into that crap. ******* pervert... twisting everything I say.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

What are you complaining about? She'll be off her period in a few days.

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