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Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34180) - you deserved it (8076)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

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Better than having a boner at a funeral.

#4 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:17am by Nikkitaria

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Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

#1 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:15am by theevilduchess

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