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Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42656) - you deserved it (4477)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a
month

#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 6:01am by k8izgr8

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Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.

#4 - On 09/20/2011 at 6:03am by marmlr339

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