By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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k8izgr8_fml 0

well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month

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marmlr339 14

Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.

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SirObvious 1

Stop being such a super soaker!

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jgduplante 9

She just said the tampon goes deeper, she didn't necessarily say she hates her boyfriend for it.. Some guys are just really small. No biggie.

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kareltje 17

It's ok... if you wiggle the tampon around a bit it may... Owwait... I think I'm mixing things up... Never mind, proceed...

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justin3301987 2

That'll show him! After all he doesn't deserve to be loved cause he chose that size! The nerve!!

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pfx2_fml 15

The akward moment when you realize your tampon is better then your boyfriend

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alex6946 10

It wasn't funny the first time

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perdix 29

Tampons: The Gateway Drug to ****** and Vibrators I need to get into the bumper sticker business.

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alexFYL 11

Tampon applicators were my first true love.

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jobsman99 0

Well you should be able to deep throat him without any problem. That way you have a close up view of how big he is when he is hard.

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perdix 29

I'll bet her throat doesn't come into play even with his whole dick in her mouth. Maybe if he pushes in his little balls, he might be able to tickle her uvula. "Close-up view?" Does she have eyes in her mouth?

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lmaoatall 6

Damn, that's messed up to say about your boyfriend. How far are you shoving it in your mouth??

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kaleighanna 0

Why don't u use smaller tampons for a week then enjoy sex in multiple positions for three weeks...or buy a sex toy spice things up....like a ***** then have him put himself and the toy in at the same time maybe sex will be better for both of you

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