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Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick (not unusual we do a lot of drag). While I'm applying it he starts to make gross noises and after a quick glance I realize he has a massive erection. He then whispers mmmm don't stop now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64093) - you deserved it (2643)

On 05/08/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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