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Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick (not unusual we do a lot of drag). While I'm applying it he starts to make gross noises and after a quick glance I realize he has a massive erection. He then whispers mmmm don't stop now. FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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danggg sooo gross

#1 - On 05/08/2009 at 2:12pm by penguinz

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well did you finish him off at least?

#3 - On 05/08/2009 at 3:11pm by maedoc

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