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By Job Seeking - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 11:14 / Australia - Melbourne
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Yeah, down on your knees is nice . . . but on the other hand, if you have to reach a low spot, turn around and bend over at the waist. Your tips will go through the roof! Whatever you do, don't squat -- that's just ugly.

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Why would they be? They were horny youngsters, and freaky adults like the rest of people back in their day, and they've got nothing to lose, so they can pass with these kinds of things!

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I just know that when im old, I am going to be saying things that make the rest of my family embarrassed as hell, and I will just be laughing to myself the whole time. ill probably end up as the subject of a FML one day.

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Reminds me of that time when I went to Georgia for a dog show. After it was over, we went to an all you can eat buffet. on the way out, an old guy looked at me and my female cousin and said, "don't do anything I wouldn't do. but if you do, call me.

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I see it all the damn time, #84. Along with people who spell "definitely" with an "a" and "ridiculous" with an "e". As for you, OP, with all these alte cockers making crude comments, maybe you're in the wrong line of work.

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51 - Just because a person is attractive does NOT mean other people are entitled to make inappropriate comments. Attractive people are not public property, and I am really tired of people who think otherwise.

Yeah, down on your knees is nice . . . but on the other hand, if you have to reach a low spot, turn around and bend over at the waist. Your tips will go through the roof! Whatever you do, don't squat -- that's just ugly.

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For some odd reason, I feel like you're the dude in the story, Perdix. You sure do have a lot of suggestions for her... trying to make your next visit a memorable one? :)

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#16, I wish it were! Alas, the real me doesn't have the poor taste (or balls, depending on your perspective) to say these things out loud, yet perdix does! Go back and refer to my reply about Chick-Fil-A on the Orajel story from a few days ago. I had this brilliant quip on the tip of my tongue, but I had the decency to keep it to myself and avoid a lifetime ban!

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#5, Yes, there is slutty cheesecake that is not nearly as subtle as the suggestive kind. It just screams "Eat me!" as opposed to inviting you to partake by batting its eyelashes.

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#37, it's like you read my mind! That's the kind of cheesecake I had in mind, and I was going to compare it to amaretto cheesecake as being a nice, upstanding suggestive one.

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I'd love a rich, very creamy yet a slightly salty vanilla cheesecake. The viscous whiteness just turns me on, and the hard base certainly helps things along the way.

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Doesn't Penny from the Big Bang Theory work at the Cheese Cake Factory? Her uniform is yellow (I thought). However, every Cheese Cake Factory I've been to (where I'm from) wear ALL white. One reason I didn't want to work there even though my friends that do-- bank!

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I never said anything about his age (though he should know better by then). Any guy saying that kind of shit to a stranger needs to be slapped. That's sexual harassment. She was working for crying out loud!

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