Unbelievable...

Yet another FML that proves old people aren't so innocent.

Why would they be? They were horny youngsters, and freaky adults like the rest of people back in their day, and they've got nothing to lose, so they can pass with these kinds of things!

I second that. Why wouldn't the elderly be perverted? They are only human.

Were your clothes as tight as condoms, too?

6- I was genuinely excited to see you use the correct word, lose, instead of loose as many people do. I feel like this should be an FML

I just know that when im old, I am going to be saying things that make the rest of my family embarrassed as hell, and I will just be laughing to myself the whole time. ill probably end up as the subject of a FML one day.

Reminds me of that time when I went to Georgia for a dog show. After it was over, we went to an all you can eat buffet. on the way out, an old guy looked at me and my female cousin and said, "don't do anything I wouldn't do. but if you do, call me.

46, I've never seen anyone make that mistake.

I see it all the damn time, #84. Along with people who spell "definitely" with an "a" and "ridiculous" with an "e".

As for you, OP, with all these alte cockers making crude comments, maybe you're in the wrong line of work.

92, those aren't the ones that stand out to me. The one that really stands out to me is "alot". XD

46 - Actually, they also have nothing to "loose," since the genitals can atrophy with age. One more reason why getting old sucks.

Wtf!?!

Time to find a new job.

28 finding a new job won't make OP any less sexier. OP be glad people are actually hitting on you means you are good looking.

The only WTF I was thinking is where that old man has ever seen a yellow cheesecake! 0.o

51 - Just because a person is attractive does NOT mean other people are entitled to make inappropriate comments. Attractive people are not public property, and I am really tired of people who think otherwise.

Yeah, down on your knees is nice . . . but on the other hand, if you have to reach a low spot, turn around and bend over at the waist. Your tips will go through the roof!

Whatever you do, don't squat -- that's just ugly.

For some odd reason, I feel like you're the dude in the story, Perdix. You sure do have a lot of suggestions for her... trying to make your next visit a memorable one? :)

#16, I wish it were! Alas, the real me doesn't have the poor taste (or balls, depending on your perspective) to say these things out loud, yet perdix does!

Go back and refer to my reply about Chick-Fil-A on the Orajel story from a few days ago. I had this brilliant quip on the tip of my tongue, but I had the decency to keep it to myself and avoid a lifetime ban!

Is there any other kind of cheesecake?

#5, Yes, there is slutty cheesecake that is not nearly as subtle as the suggestive kind. It just screams "Eat me!" as opposed to inviting you to partake by batting its eyelashes.

#37, it's like you read my mind! That's the kind of cheesecake I had in mind, and I was going to compare it to amaretto cheesecake as being a nice, upstanding suggestive one.

I'd love a rich, very creamy yet a slightly salty vanilla cheesecake. The viscous whiteness just turns me on, and the hard base certainly helps things along the way.

I agree, but what kind of cheesecake is yellow?! O.o

Makes me wonder, where the hell do you work o_O?!?!

Perhaps the Cheesecake Factory? After all they serve cheesecake , and their uniforms are yellow.

Wrong, their uniforms are white

For some reason I was thinking Merry Maids..

Doesn't Penny from the Big Bang Theory work at the Cheese Cake Factory? Her uniform is yellow (I thought).

However, every Cheese Cake Factory I've been to (where I'm from) wear ALL white. One reason I didn't want to work there even though my friends that do-- bank!

Walmart maybe?

I worked as a housekeeper at a hotel, and some elderly man also commented that he liked to see a girl on her knees. However my uniform wasn't yellow.

...where do you work??

She probably works at Home Depot. Someone has a fetish for construction workers...

Why?

#12, someone is color-blind because the Home Depot color is orange, not yellow.

What a pervert!! YUCK.
I feel like I need a shower after reading this FML. O.O I can only imagine how the OP felt!

I never said anything about his age (though he should know better by then). Any guy saying that kind of shit to a stranger needs to be slapped. That's sexual harassment. She was working for crying out loud!

Isn't all cheesecake suggestive?

I prefer a nice, wholesome cheesecake; one that I can take home to mom.