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Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19713) - you deserved it (4478)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

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He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

#5 - On 08/08/2011 at 2:52am by Jacobt24

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He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

#2 - On 08/08/2011 at 2:51am by jumpshot23

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