Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
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He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean
#5 - On 08/08/2011 at 2:52am by Jacobt24
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He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.
#2 - On 08/08/2011 at 2:51am by jumpshot23
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