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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39938) - you deserved it (4816)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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Your boyfriend wants to have a sword fight.

#4 - On 06/27/2011 at 6:03am by chickunkey

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You deserve it for not having a penis.

#1 - On 06/27/2011 at 6:00am by Hillaryy789

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