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Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35998) - you deserved it (6297)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

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You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

#6 - On 02/25/2011 at 7:47pm by perdix

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A limerick -

There was a poor woman from France
Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants
He just wanted TV
Jersey Shore, maybe Glee
Now there won't be a horizontal dance.

#20 - On 02/25/2011 at 10:08pm by DocBastard

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