By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

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Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
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perdix 29

You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

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DocBastard 38

A limerick - There was a poor woman from France Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants He just wanted TV Jersey Shore, maybe Glee Now there won't be a horizontal dance.

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79DrAwkwArD97 0

What's an asshat, Trebek?

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oxAshleAxo 8

That's rude, he could have just said he wasn't in the mood. He didn't need to completely blow you off.

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Gondile 4

Nice 16, I didn't catch that.

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oxAshleAxo 8

If you're referring to the "he didn't need to completely blow you off" part, wouldn't she have been satisfied instead of upset? Just doesn't make sense lol

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dun_dun_DUNNNN 0

And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you're still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD?

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DocBastard 38

A limerick - There was a poor woman from France Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants He just wanted TV Jersey Shore, maybe Glee Now there won't be a horizontal dance.

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dirtyblond 4

this was absolutely GREAT.

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V1PeR 4

you could always come and unzip my trousers

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jdubyablue 0

that's a new one on me I have to say there is no way I'm turning that down for any tv show;)

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