By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 146
You deserved it 6 906

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

A limerick - There was a poor woman from France Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants He just wanted TV Jersey Shore, maybe Glee Now there won't be a horizontal dance.

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Griggy 0

What? You can't suck his dick AND stay out of the way of the tv? You're a terrible girlfriend.

My husband does that. He then gets pissed if I tell him no.

I agree your life sucks because it just mean he prefer the tv to your *******

Well don't block the damn tv. Unless you have a tv in the back of your head, MOVE!

wackysam712 0

i bet you that when u walked away he changed the channel cause he was getting bored

Boxy 0

a kiss is not a contract for sex

Hey, sometimes a guy just wants to watch TV. It's not a judgment on you.