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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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On 12/08/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by ooblie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Mom-1 GF-0

#6 - On 12/08/2010 at 6:09am by Mysanitywins

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Well, his mom IS awesome.

#3 - On 12/08/2010 at 6:06am by rockhound

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