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Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19546) - you deserved it (6629)

On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

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