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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21299) - you deserved it (14204)

On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet

#2 - On 10/28/2010 at 10:08am by nibawan

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Be faster :D

#1 - On 10/28/2010 at 10:07am by drakem

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