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Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 2:34pm - health - by justmyluck - United States

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Next time, learn to step out of the car and puke on her seat while you wait on the bench out side. then she learn.

#11 - On 02/12/2010 at 7:59pm by EPICApathy

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The though of just opening the door didn't come to you... Why exactly?

#15 - On 02/12/2010 at 8:04pm by MadaZer0

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