Cars and Health: Ralph and Huey

Ralph and Huey

By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2010 1:59

Next time, learn to step out of the car and puke on her seat while you wait on the bench out side. then she learn.

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:04

The though of just opening the door didn't come to you... Why exactly?

Comments

polarbare 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:56

OPEN the door! retard! YDI

Luckster 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:01

I love how about 90% of the people here have NEVER heard of something called "Childproof Locks" in car doors, and don't seem to realize that almost all the cars out here don't have manual handles for rolling down windows and they too can be "Childproof locked". OP possibly had no choice but to puke all over themself because with the locks, OP was pretty much trapped inside.

polarbare 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:04

Um Dear Know It All, Seriously, childproof locks? unless OP is a 6 year old then they were sitting up front which everyone knows child locks do not apply. thanks for yet another FAGGLE!

Luckster 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:21

My parents kept the childproof locks on our vehicle for as long as we had the car, even though me and my sister were over 7 years old.

epound28 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:02

Sounds like your parents turned you into one pussy ass bitch.

Omnigeek6 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:04

Your mom is either a bitch, a dumbass or both. FYL for this story in particular and for sharing any genes with someone like that.

luciachan 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:11

rolling down the window wouldnt be an option if the car had power windows and maybe they had fallen asleep and didnt know they were going to throw up. I've thrown up in my sleep before it was disgusting

canadianbuddy_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:11

what a bitch

bubber 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:15

Ok, it was insensitive of the mother to run errands while you were with her and sick. No argument there. It was in no way her fault you are to dumb to open the door. I have been sick(usually some form of the bottle flu) countless times in passenger seats and once in a backseat and have never once puked inside. All over and down the passenger side yes, but never inside. YDI for being an idiot.

sucksforyoudude 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:23

are you so lazy you couldn't open the door and puke outside?

ToddSpald 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:27

Open the ******* door.

f_your_life_09 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:32

cuz ya know it's sooooooo hard to open the door....it's ur own fault. u could have just threw up on her seat if u wanted...

blastvortex 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:57

Why didn't you open the door, kiddo? For sure, being sick takes its toll on the head, but it shouldn't rob you of that much sense. On the other hand, FYL for having a rotten mother. Willful negligence is uncool. Of course, her reward for being such a wonderfully vile mother will be to clean the bile and smell out of her car. Karma's a bitch, and she deserves it.