Cars and Health: Ralph and Huey

Ralph and Huey

By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2010 1:59

Next time, learn to step out of the car and puke on her seat while you wait on the bench out side. then she learn.

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:04

The though of just opening the door didn't come to you... Why exactly?

Comments

HaiToThePeoples 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:58

O.o Ugh. This FML makes me feel like puking. :( This is half and half. FYL: You're mom made a "detour" to the DMV and left you in the car sick. You're mom is inconsiderate. She obviously wasn't thinking when she decided that was the perfect time to go to a DMV. She's dumb for that. Now for puking in the car, if you couldn't move fast enough to puke outside the car because of fatigue, I feel for you. If not.. YDI: If you did have the energy to open the car door, why didn't you? But if your mom had some kind of lock or whatever on your door, then that's another FYL. Also, when your mom said she was making a detour somewhere, that should've been the part where you argue and tell her how bad you really feel and that you need to go home now. She could've gone back some other time. Another thing, why in the world would you sit in your own puke for 3 hours? Couldn't you have moved to a different seat? I'm pretty sure the puke wasn't stopping you and it defintly wasn't going to come alive and follow you to another seat. Or just get out the car? Now if the lock thing or whatever applies, then I can sorta understand. So you get a FYL and a YDI from me. I get a FML from thinking about puking when I'm already feeling bad. Thanks, OP. d:

jollykilla704 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:58

why didn't you just open the door and lean out. If you think you might puke that's the logical thing to do. YD sitting in it for three hours for doing it inside the car.

AnneOminous 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:07

What they said.

kelleyb323 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:32

why the **** wouldn't you open the door? I hate people that puke wherever they're at. everyone knows at least 2 minutes prior that they are going to puke. that's more than enough time to make it to a toilet or outside. when you're nausous you know you're gonna puke stop denying it and barfing on yourself. you totally deserve it.

kelleyb323 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:35

why the **** wouldn't you open the door? I can't stand people who puke wherever they're at. everyone knows that feeling you get at least 2 minutes prior to puking. that's more than enough time to get to a toilet or outside. when you start to feel nausous you know you're gonna puke, stop denying it and then barfing on yourself. you totally deserve it. I hope your mom made you clean that shit up.