Cars and Health: Ralph and Huey

Ralph and Huey

By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2010 1:59

Next time, learn to step out of the car and puke on her seat while you wait on the bench out side. then she learn.

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:04

The though of just opening the door didn't come to you... Why exactly?

Comments

kingwaldo 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:51

Why didn't you get out of the car after you threw up? Anyways, FYL

mahamii_93 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:28

wtf, you could'nt get out of your car and clean up?

Hiropon 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:40

And you had to share this information with us, why...!? I mean, this is FML, but...

DumbLuck83 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:49

I can't believe how many people feel sorry for you. You're an idiot. Everyone knows what it feels like to puke, unless you're a toddler. Obviously you're not since you posted how retarded you are. You feel it coming..open the door, roll down the window, blast the backseat. None of the above. You're grown and puked all over yourself. You're an IDIOT!!!!!

d2r 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:35

that's messed up. she couldn't even take you home first knowing your sick.

rockstatic 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:36

Let's say it was really sudden and you didn't have time to roll down the window or open the door, because if you knew it was coming and you still didn't do anything, that just makes you a ******* moron. Anyway, here's what you should have done: 1. You knew you were sick. The second you felt like your stomach wasn't quite right, you should have thought about what you would do if you got a vomit attack. In other words, you should have rolled down the window and/or cracked the door in advance. That would have minimized/eliminated the problem right there. 2. OK, so you ****** it up anyway, and there's puke all over you and the car. While you're in the parking lot of an office building. While you had plenty of time to spare. Why couldn't you just go inside, find the bathroom, wipe yourself off, then bring a ton of wet paper towels back to the car to wipe it down too? Worst-case, people look at you funny when you walk in, and you say "I need to find the bathroom" and they will point you to it RIGHT away. Obviously this won't get all the puke off and you're going to need to shower, do laundry, and probably take the car to be cleaned, but you could have turned the situation from "unbelievably awful" to "kind of sucks." Instead, you did none of that, and just sat in your own puke for a few hours? YDI.