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Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36086) - you deserved it (3632)

On 12/02/2009 at 6:36am - health - by michelle91 (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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lol, that sux. dump her :)

#1 - On 12/02/2009 at 10:17am by crazylady654

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hey! today is MY birthday! why does your girlfriend always have to make it about her?!?

#4 - On 12/02/2009 at 10:21am by infuzi0n

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