By Manly Sneeze - 07/07/2016 11:34

Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
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huotuotuo_fml 13

I don't get how would pinching a nerve throwing punches be something cool to say.

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SOILEDIT 51

Must have been a really violent sneeze for that to happen. Get better soon!

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Tripartita 44

"Hey, not only am I injured, but I'm violent too!" "Oh… cool." Yeah, it's a shame you can't say that.

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zman938 8

He could have meant into a punching bag. Which would just be exercising and working out.

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Procryon 10

You have been blessed with a power many will envy. Use it well, for there are forces of evil that would hunt you to the ends of the Earth for your power.

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huotuotuo_fml 13

I don't get how would pinching a nerve throwing punches be something cool to say.

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kfchicken 31

ya to be honest saying you did it while sneezing is a funnier story anyway

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kkhris27 9

Hey feel good If you had pulled it throwing punches.. You would of seriously lost that fight..

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lizt 22

Awe bless you!! Sorry that shit can hit the fan but, maybe you can get out of having to do stuff now ?

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Setareh23 34

It's ok OP. I know someone who ended up with a neck brace because he was drying his hair and decided to flip it back and pose for the mirror. These things do happen, and eventually, will make a funny story :) Good luck with recovery!

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aredvulpix 23

Sneezes can be intense, man... Feel better, OP!

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