Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
by PizzaPants / 02/29/2016 at 1:12pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
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Now go be the criminal you've always wanted to be!
#1 - On 02/29/2016 at 4:27pm by ScarletteEve
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Fingerprints will come back, but pizza is priceless. :D
#3 - On 02/29/2016 at 4:27pm by swaglesshipster
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