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Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd missed a few periods, gained weight, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48371) - you deserved it (11078)

On 05/14/2014 at 9:12am - health - by thanks4support - United States (Ohio)

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Too bad you can't abort obesity.

#6 - On 05/14/2014 at 12:23pm by wes870

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I'd still go to the doctors too see whats going on unless you want to be on an "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" episode

#8 - On 05/14/2014 at 12:25pm by rhcpgurl

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