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Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60995) - you deserved it (4435)

On 05/01/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by DemiRawrs - United States

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Abstinence: 99.99% effective.

#6 - On 05/01/2013 at 6:26pm by Capt_Oblivious

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Take another test then. And another. Eventually you will prove you're not pregnant.

#1 - On 05/01/2013 at 6:25pm by satanisthesavior

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