Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
by DemiRawrs / 05/01/2013 at 1:23pm / United States / Health
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Abstinence: 99.99% effective.
#6 - On 05/01/2013 at 6:26pm by Capt_Oblivious
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Take another test then. And another. Eventually you will prove you're not pregnant.
#1 - On 05/01/2013 at 6:25pm by satanisthesavior
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