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Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35621) - you deserved it (4789)

On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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We're going to need to have that YouTube link.

But honestly, sorry OP. Your boyfriend is a bit of a dick.

#1 - On 03/15/2013 at 8:36pm by Xanster82

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What a jerk!

#2 - On 03/15/2013 at 8:36pm by Manicpanic13

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