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By forever single, I guess - / Friday 15 March 2013 22:43 / United States
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  waffule365  |  16

This is after all AMERICA!

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  Welshite  |  39

#21: No, it is not 'Murica. I believe you need a remedial class in elementary geography. Might I suggest a basic English course as well?

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  ptoka  |  19

After this little aside... Maybe OP expressed his feelings using hand motions and slight petting? That's always the best way to show feelings after all...

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  israelnotjacob  |  20

If that was her response she's clearly not as good of a person as you perceived her to be. Just consider it a blessing you found out before having an actual relationship with her.

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  dmoran20  |  27

The sad part is that if she really wanted to she could, not that it would do much more than waste everyone's time and money. I remember going to New York years back, as I was getting in a friends car some kid walked in front of the car and just stood there saying hit me and I'll sue, my buddy told me that this kid was serious and his parents were 10 feet away watching. After about 10 mins sitting there they (the kid and his family) finally gave up and walked to another car saying the same thing. Some people will do anything for a life long free ride.

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  hodula1  |  19

I'm thinking she probably meant she would press charges if OP didn't leave her alone. Obviously doesn't understand the difference between suing someone and pressing charges.

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  Mideoyeo  |  12

I actually think OP should tell her to follow through with suing him. He'd win and who knows, he might be lucky enough to get by university using the money he won.

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  BjgUsername  |  12

How in the hell would he get money from that? Her case won't hold (obviously) but it's not like the judge will reward financial compensation for his troubles. If anything he'll lose money from hiring a lawyer

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  oj101  |  33

#66 - 59 is probably referring to the British system - where the winner takes it all, and the loser pays the winners legal fees. OP could sue for defamation or emotional trauma, just saying.

By  ksks1234  |  33

I am pretty sure she would just be wasting her money, so tell her to go for it. She seems a little dramatic, so at least you avoided that. Good luck in finding a better girl, shouldn't be that hard. :)

By  mangoboy1  |  19

Yeeeaaaaaa MERICA!!!!

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  Welshite  |  39

Right, my patience with this stereotypical label has all but vanished. Please ATTEMPT to comment using more than two brain cells at a time. Thanks...

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  Mr_Satan  |  11

get over yourself welshite, we all know how to spell america, its called a joke... if you dont like it, then dont laugh, no reason to get all butthurt about it

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  FMLshark  |  12

29: That's not even what Welshite was ranting about. At all. Not once did they refer to their spelling being the reason their comment was so stupid. So, in the words that were just spoken, "please ATTEMPT to comment using more than two brain cells at a time".

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34- Except, um, that IS what she's ranting about. "Might I suggest a remedial English course?" From an earlier comment. She's upset at the "label" of 'Murica. Kindly refrain from insulting others, please.

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  angeluv_2014  |  22

34- Yes, he was commenting about spelling or something else incredibly hard-up. You would know that if you'd read his reply to the first comment. And welshite- Maybe try taking some of your own advice? "'Murica" is a joke from iFunny (another popular website for people with a sense of humor... I wouldn't recomend it to you considering you don't have one). If you don't get a joke, that's okay. Just realize that you do not know everything and get the fuck over yourself. Nuff said

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  Welshite  |  39

So that's what that crinkling noise was... Apparently, they've papered the streets with lawsuits. I applaud their efforts, but what a horribly inefficient way to recycle.

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