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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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You deserved it 2 599

By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

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Gender bending

By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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You deserved it 7 588

Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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You deserved it 444

By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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You deserved it 8 280

By ohgod. - 10/10/2012 02:59 - United States - Daytona Beach

Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML

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You deserved it 3 174

Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - 12/03/2015 13:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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You deserved it 3 900

By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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You deserved it 6 292

By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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You deserved it 78 217

Ashamed_Sister 60

Friday 24 January 2020 19:58

It's still better than dating a 14-year-old boy online and finding out he's an FBI agent.

Hangryko 29

Friday 24 January 2020 18:06

Originally posted by Iman on 4/5/2009 from the United States.

Comments

Hangryko 29

Friday 24 January 2020 18:06

Originally posted by Iman on 4/5/2009 from the United States.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Friday 24 January 2020 19:58

It's still better than dating a 14-year-old boy online and finding out he's an FBI agent.

kfchicken 31

Friday 24 January 2020 23:32

🤔 touché

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 24 January 2020 22:06

It's better than finding out that "she's" a 55-yo gay male....

kfchicken 31

Friday 24 January 2020 23:34

arguable. Being caught doing that with a minor even if it's a catfish might have you wishing he was 55

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 January 2020 0:19

So, did you dump him or switch it up and become a gay pedophile? We gotta know!

Nico Noppe 9

Saturday 25 January 2020 2:17

Didn't we already establish in the late nineties that there are no women on the internet?

Brightside86 30

Sunday 26 January 2020 21:03

GIRL= Guy In Real Life

shannon2348 14

Saturday 25 January 2020 6:39

I still don't get how you can be "dating " anyone you have never met. ydi

WistayShlaio82 13

Saturday 25 January 2020 8:19

That’s like some “Crying game” meets “Lord of the flies” type stuff

manb91gb 15

Saturday 25 January 2020 11:20

Okay I know this one is a repost. mods.... Please stop

Richard Luna 1

Saturday 25 January 2020 20:33

That’s not dating if you have never met the person

J15237 25

Wednesday 29 January 2020 3:33

Just what the ****?

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Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML

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