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Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 9:51am - health - by oh no (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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So that's why they called it gross-ery shopping... Aisle admit that that is very childish and shelf-ish of your boyfriend. I guess he just wan't expecting for you to Blow things out of proportion. And by things I mean chunks.

#3 - On 01/29/2013 at 12:55pm by Pleonasm

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Clean up on aisle three!

#1 - On 01/29/2013 at 12:54pm by Natasha14641

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