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Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (3979)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

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Lag time sucks.

#2 - On 01/25/2013 at 7:11pm by bigbadtim

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That was when you should have fired a paintball at his weiner.

#10 - On 01/25/2013 at 7:16pm by skyeyez9

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