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Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9615) - you deserved it (27273)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain

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smoking and overuse of hairproducts, yep the fates just have it all decided for you

#1 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:59pm by i_wuz_nver_here

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Atleast you know you had flaming style and smokin' hair.

#3 - On 12/01/2012 at 7:01pm by lilhellian

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