a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
OuttaNowhere81
United States
Smoke 'em while you can
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
RingofFire
Edenville, United States
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Poser
Canada
Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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deeznutzismine 0
Surgeon General is right - Smoking CAN kill you! or ... at least light your head on fire.
EMG1 0
Oh well, smoking is bad!
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deeznutzismine 0
Surgeon General is right - Smoking CAN kill you! or ... at least light your head on fire.
yoyoforpeace 14
That's okay I leaned over a candle and my hair got set on fire. Wasn't pretty.
ricknasty 0
Yay!
greenman_fml 0
smoke weed
EMG1 0
Oh well, smoking is bad!
Josiah 7
That is just unfortunate, but still kinda your fault. My condolences
1000101 1
Michael Jackson got his hair lit on fire at one point... Look how he turned out. ... wait... that's not helpful, is it. Meh, smoking is gross anyway.
monkeyman2772 7
surely he would have just melted. Or was this before the transformation?
3lended7wice 0
A few years ago, when i was still in high school, my sister sprayed this styling crap all over my head while i was brushing my teeth. Driving to school i went to light my cigarette, and apparently what ever my sister doused my hair with was extremely flammable. fml.
Jaded_fml 0
i cannot tell you how many times that has happened to me! once my bangs went up in flames and me along with all my friends started smacking my face/head until i fell on the floor. as long as we keep surviving!
midnightlime 0
Thats Hot. mph...HAHAHAHA
d_dh2310 0
#9 is right... atleast next time you'd light yourself on fire to get high :-P (no, i'm not a total pothead, i just like to smoke somtimes)