By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 06:31 - United Kingdom - Evesham

Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML
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skittlesmeep 4

Tell her sex would burn more calories.

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Barr3lR0ll 9

It will, but nowhere near the amount she wants.

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mechagloomy 2

You should break up with her. =P

xXwolflegionXx 8

Why? It's not like she did anything wrong.

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thawny_fml 21

Well it's worked for burning brain cells thus far.

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sexaaydino 14

Aww that's mean, you shouldn't break up with a girl just for that. I wonder, with your way of thinking, how your love life will be..

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Screwie 25

All she needs is a door that doesn't work, so she can sweat some fixing it.

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mollymayan 3

Amen to this comment, omg.

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

23 thank you for giving me fap material for the next 3 weeks

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With_Love929 3

^^ dude. That girl's 17. You have to be at least in your 20's or 30's so that's just pathetically disgusting. And if you're not that's STILL pathetically disgusting!

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Brool_Story_Co 17

1- Breaking up with someone is not the solution for every relationship problem.

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megaboo310 4

Okay FYI I have OCD and just because we have habits of doing possibly strange things doesn't mean it's wrong. He probably excepts her that's why there dating in the first place.

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kewlkate 9

107- You're obviously not OCD when it comes to grammar, so what areas ARE you OCD in, just curious.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

It could if she did it for hours on end, but let's hope her OCD isn't that bad!

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emilyjgraham 34

I don't think she actually has OCD, it sounds a bit like she decided to develop the disorder, which is a bit abnormal if you ask me.

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annie_nk 22

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who read it that way.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

I agree. A lot of people today, with the help of webMD, develop "disorders" or think they are sick when they truly aren't. Maybe she needs help?

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

It could if the doorway was 200 metres long...

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Klefhomacked 11

Seems like she just self diagnosed herself. A lot of people seem to be doing this.

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Senseless_487 29

I dunno. Any time I go to webMD and put in my symptoms, the result is either AIDS or cancer.

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Barr3lR0ll 9

It will, but nowhere near the amount she wants.

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SomeRussianGirl 3

Why is it a FYL because she as OCD and she's trying to think Positive?

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skyttlz 32

I don't think she truly has it.

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randii_17 11

At least she is trying to get in shape? (trying to be positive here...)

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skittlesmeep 4

Tell her sex would burn more calories.

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saransh 3

In and out continuously multiple times does burns fat. But she is doing it wrong.

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sexaaydino 14

And the good thing is, that it's actually true :)

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Enslaved 36

"The old in-out" Now, I'm thinking about "A Clockwork Orange" quotes. :P

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pinkredneck30 2

It burns calories and tones all in one. 30 mins to an hour a day will do so much more than just walking thru doorways!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sex in the doorway will burn EVEN MORE calories to her!! ;)

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

31 you mean I have to have sex 12 times a day???

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jmaurm 6

61 I feel sorry for you if you can only go for 5 minutes at a time

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spacemanspiff78 7

Technically it will. Doing anything burns fat, including chewing gum and laughing- and yes, even walking through a door multiple times. Annoying as hell I'm sure, but pick your battles.

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emilyjgraham 34

You'd think she'd choose something simpler though, she'll go crazy surely!

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Redoxx_fml 22

She's just using it as an excuse to not go to the gym

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your_face 15

13 - I don't think she chose this behavior. I think she walks through multiple doors because she has OCD, and just came up with the idea that it would help her burn fat as well.

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AndriaLeeB 5

75- I don't think she does. It sounds like she just up and decided to have OCD, at least how I read it.

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Iknoweverything 29

Tell her that banging her head against the wall repeatedly will burn 150 calories an hour. Maybe she'll knock some sense into herself.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Yes it will, but not enough to make her lose 10 lbs in a month! Tell her real dieting will work better, or just maybe some exercising in the bedroom will do the trick:)

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The_F3rris 11

Any advice from a justin bieber fan is invalid

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pokefan813 16

But advice from a Pokemon fan is A-ok! ;D

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onlychildFTW 33

Who cares if 7 like Justin bieber. Everyone liked there own thing and that makes the world interesting. And OP, tell her sex will burn a lot more fat then walking through doorways. And it's even the truth.

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TallMist 32

#51 please do tell how just because someone has an opinion different from yours that automatically makes what they say incorrectly. Because, last I checked, it is only an opinion. Not something that decides if a person is worthless or not.

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TallMist 32

You guys can thumb me down, but that doesnt make it any less true.

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howrudoin 11

Well to be quite honest any type of body movement in some way burns calories so she's not completely wrong lol.

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annie_nk 22

She decided to "get" OCD? That's how it sounded. To me at least.

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ygdrassil 17

I read it that way, too. What is she thinking, she'll get someone with OCD to sneeze on her like it's the flu?

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holeyman 8

Reminds of the south park episode where cartman gets Tourette's

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mdds 2

my thought exactly. oh well if she doesn't have it she will fail at two things, weight loss and making herself have OCD.

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gingerfly91 1

Oh no!! Those are the in betweens... Trolls can get her when she's in the doorways!

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Myo_fml 20

Where else did that come from? I only remember seeing that on Charmed.

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