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Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19517) - you deserved it (2001)

On 08/21/2012 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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Tell her sex would burn more calories.

#4 - On 08/21/2012 at 5:57am by skittlesmeep

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It will, but nowhere near the amount she wants.

#3 - On 08/21/2012 at 5:57am by Barr3lR0ll

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