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By  josebeto1  |  6

hah

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  mattmadden  |  0

#114 I have never been a grammar nazi but for being such a bitch and calling others stupid I believe you used the word "to" wrong. You used the word "to" which is a preposition instead of "too" which is used when naming more than one things that are similar. Your welcome.

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  leeshxx  |  3

matt, shove it up your ass sideways. then get a gerbil to push it up for you. if that don't work then ask boners for help. he won't mind. besides I think he mentioned somewhere else about having gerbils on steroids.

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  leeshxx  |  3

129, when you are around for as long as me you will understand why I'm angry. there are so many people with the brain capacity of a toilet brush on this site it pisses you off. believe it or not I was once a nice person...

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125, I know of them because I have been on fml for quite a while now(easily over a year, maybe 2). I only made this account when I got my iPhone and decided I wanted to start commenting, instead of just reading them. Now I will feed you no more, troll.

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  leeshxx  |  3

have you choked on that banana yet? obviously not you can still type.. darling the only people who own this website are the moderators. I'm sure it won't take you Long to meet them ;)

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  Person1233  |  12

Leeshxx, you're acting like you have done nothing wrong here. There is more to life then thrusting down on a home-made dildo while venting your bottled up thoughts on FML. Stop being a bitch.

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  jakeisawake  |  3

Ah, I mean... That does make sense; not stopping, just paused. Maybe you have her stumped, and she doesn't have any more randuhnomical words. In that case, you win?

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...and 242 has no arms (and apparently no face) and 247 is at least somewhat proportional but still too small (and also has no face). So many silly boys posing when they just don't quite have what it takes. Keep hitting the weights boys. One day you might be worthy.

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  Garyy_fml  |  11

I've never really seen an old person crossing the street. In cartoons and stuff they make it seem like "Oh no! old lady needs help crossing the street! I'll help you lady! 'Thank you sinny'"

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  jakeisawake  |  3

I don't see anyone making it... It's like fucking Frogger crossing those streets. You are bound to run into some asshole turning right on red blaring his horn at you.

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  Randuhh_17  |  4

hell! I wish some douche blew the horn and acted like a duck, while it was my turn to go. the light says it's my turn to go, so I'm gonna go! idgaf...road rage is nasty.

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  jakeisawake  |  3

I'm going to assume you mean me because I get that alot... I can proudly say I don't do shit to my eyebrows. They just don't do that fucked up, caveman unibrow bush thing. Now the rest of my face? I Proglide everyday.

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an o followed by a _ followed by another o is code for "indeed you should lose weight because not being able to cross the street in time for a light is quite absurd, ydi."

By  AmberlovesJb  |  0

I don't understand?

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  A7X_LoVeee  |  10

Since she was fat it took her a longer time to cross the road. The crosswalk timer would end before she made it to the other side. Therefore she decided to lose wait so she could get over there in time. You're welcome.

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  leeshxx  |  3

I don't put on makeup for profile pictures nor do my hair to that extent it was my cousins 21st. that necklace is actually very lethal. it's poison darts. and who the fuck said anything about flirting/ dating retard

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  cldean24  |  0

That is the first picture I have seen leesh noticeably wearing makeup and have jewelry on. I don't think it was an "omg FML profile picture!!!" moment. But even if it were, why the fuck would that matter?

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  ucofresh  |  4

Right 328.. just cause we take care of our bodies you talk shit? LoL! Love people who talk shit about stuff like that. Always made me literally lol..

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  ucofresh  |  4

171, I would seriously love to see you try.. You do realize these "meat heads" would basically crush your ass if you even attempted? Haha. Cracks me up!

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  ceinaworus  |  0

oh, wow. that comment there was supposed to be somewhere else but this app lagged on me... anyways. yes, 227. if I lost some more weight then I could show chumps up with my 12 pack. I would also possibly be anorexic...

By  demetrius19  |  7

OOOOOOOOOKkkkkkkkkkkkk fatty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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