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Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML


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On 07/20/2012 at 1:47am - health - by fuuuuuh - United States (California)

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Something fishy is going on.

#3 - On 07/20/2012 at 9:52am by mazzera

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Poor things.. :(
Hopefully you'll be more mindful of food preparation in that future.

#5 - On 07/20/2012 at 9:53am by MissAmz

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