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Today, I went to the hospital for stomach pains, and was told that it sounds like I have an ovarian cyst. My mom went into a rage, screaming that I'd lied to her about being a virgin. Despite the doctor explaining that sexual activity has nothing to do with it, she refuses to believe him. FML

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So she believes the doctor's diagnosis but not his explanation? Sorry OP hope your mom comes around soon.

#2 - On 06/01/2012 at 11:55pm by failureusername

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I'm sorry about your mum! Get better soon!

#1 - On 06/01/2012 at 11:52pm by shazza26

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