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Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27069) - you deserved it (6756)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

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Easy fix: take a shower.

#9 - On 10/26/2011 at 6:07pm by NinaTatianna

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FYL. Sounds super painful but that's what labels are supposed to be for.

#3 - On 10/26/2011 at 6:05pm by ObsessedWithMe

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