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FML : Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think...
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*clap.. clap... clap..* Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.

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Exactly. I don't understand the point of this FML? You guys both willingly entered into a prank war and now that you've been pranked you come whining?

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Finally a place that cliché Actually works! People say it so much, but half the time it's for idiotic reasons!

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Well whoever said that must be a dumbass and the fact that you believe it makes u an even bigger dumbass. Im from canada.

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what if hes blonde? id take that over green hair! unless hes asian, like me...that would be bad. but so is green hair...

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