Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML

by heartsick / 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health

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  • Good lord. So yogurt for lunch, then?

    #2 - On 10/24/2011 at 2:40am by SwiftFaux

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  • Well at least you can have vegetables! Everyone loves vegetables!

    #10 - On 10/24/2011 at 2:45am by SteveTheJanitor

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