By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
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Shadowvoid 33

Well, i hope you are ok, this news is just heart breaking.

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MDM15 5

Well at least you were at the best possible place to have a broken nose in

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Shadowvoid 33

Well, i hope you are ok, this news is just heart breaking.

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Shadowvoid 33

My first ever first comment, i'm so happy that i might ju* falls on the floor in seizmatic convulsions* sorry, my heart just couldn't take it.

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blaackandprouud 20

Well I don't see how the news is heart breaking.. Probably a bad pun. But he's right it could've actually been a heart attack. At least it's just a broken nose, even though those things hurt like crazy.

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mbusey 20

That was terrible #1.

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LilDarkAngel9014 2

Well at least you were already at the hospital. You could have passed out at home or wherever. Good thing it's just a broken nose and not heart attack.

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Shadowvoid 33

This is my first ever first comment.

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icecreamdriveby 5

At least that got you in to see a doctor quicker? You can spend hours in those waiting rooms..

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coffeegrl12 3

I am ok but in a lot of pain. They operated on my nose and I'm now swollen and bruised. As for why I was standing...after waiting for 30 Minutes they called me back and as I was getting out of the chair, instead of standing, I fell forward landing face down. Turns out, I have pneumonia, so the chest pain was from infection, and they believe I passed out because my oxygen level was too low. Thank you for your concern!

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mrsstaken 12

Don't break my heart, my achey breaky heart... I think it'd rather break my nose... Atleast you were already at the ER, saved yourself the Trip

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I hate that song -.-

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MDM15 5

Well at least you were at the best possible place to have a broken nose in

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YoungMisfit 9

But when he/she woke up, there wallet, phone, and social security number was gone.

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swankmrpancake 8

I don't think there is a good place to break your nose really

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DRMIKA 4

I hate to be nosie, but this sad news is giving me heartache

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PoseidonsSon 3

OP had chest pain so he/she went to the hospital to get it checked out. (s)he fell to the ground and broke his/her nose because She/he thought he/she was having a heart attack.

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botanistjessica 24

I just don't understand why one would pass out just at the thought of a heart attack. Seems to me like the chest pain may have actually had a cause.

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shannonreneee 11

46, severe stress can sometimes cause pain that somewhat resembles a heart attack. The increasing stress/fear of suffering a heart attack can also cause a person to just collapse. I've seen it happen before.

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emilyjgraham 34

Although breaking your nose must be painful, just be grateful that you're not suffering any heart conditions and that you're alive :) you were lucky I think!

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rhaemese 9

I'm sure being at the hospital already was lucky enough. But the whole no heart conditions is a big hearty plus.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I thought life was a giant throbbing scumbag dick in general.

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tinkrocks98 6

OP didn't say anything about drinking.

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Javee 17

Maybe you passed out from not only chest pains but weakness? Time you eat more heartily.

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syley 5

Nah op probably passed out from the wait, waiting rooms take forever!

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cicpjaky 6

That'll be somewhat of a conversation starter

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greenie213 23

That's a sticky situation. Wait that doesn't work there. Fick it all! I got nothin.

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greenie213 23

Damned iPhone keyboard! Changing my U's to I's and who knows what other devious letter changes.

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