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Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (1747)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

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No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either

#5 - On 10/17/2011 at 6:03am by Ikushka

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"no,sir i think not.ER now"

#1 - On 10/17/2011 at 5:59am by Tyger44

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