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Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML


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On 10/08/2011 at 4:40pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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See, that's what I do to help me lose weight, eat all the unhealthy stuff, and leave the healthy stuff for me to eat later

#2 - On 10/08/2011 at 7:49pm by mozeltov

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Time to plot your revenge over a nice carrot.

#4 - On 10/08/2011 at 7:51pm by cBlackout

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