Roommate and Annoying: Roommates from Hell

Roommates from Hell

By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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BEEEEES 15

Monday 6 May 2019 20:18

Looks like you need a new roommate that isn't a dirtly freeloading hippy.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Monday 6 May 2019 20:30

You are enabling her If you don't put a stop to it forcefully. Get an icebox with a lock on it if you have to. And set up a cleaning schedule where you track her performance. That will be to your advantage if you have to kick her out before her lease expires.

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BEEEEES 15

Monday 6 May 2019 20:18

Looks like you need a new roommate that isn't a dirtly freeloading hippy.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Monday 6 May 2019 20:30

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 May 2019 20:43

That wand must be pretty sage to know the disgusting things you’ve been doing on that mattress! YDI!

zeffra13 31

Monday 6 May 2019 22:10

Why are you cleaning her dirty dishes? Leave them for her to do. Keep your dishes separate from hers so you still have clean ones to use. If you're concerned about the sink getting full from her leaving them, get a plastic tub labeled "dirty/to wash" and have her leave her dishes there until she washes them. If she really won't clean them, say she has to use paper plates or she has to move out, her choice.

metalhead88 9

Tuesday 7 May 2019 16:51

Seems like it’s time to slap a bitch.

protoskore 27

Tuesday 7 May 2019 20:25

eat out for a week or two. she'll starve

KittyMack 13

Wednesday 8 May 2019 0:43

I got nothing useful to say I'm just pissed off. **** that ******* ******. ****. What a piece of shit.

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 8 May 2019 4:37

Dude, you sound like a bit of a doormat. “As usual?” NO the first time it happened it should’ve been nipped in the bud. You’re paying for the groceries I assume, you’re having to deal with the consequences of her not cleaning, or slacking upon it, and you’re having to have a burned mattress hole. Tell her what’s up very forcefully or get a new roommate.