Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

by breathalizard / 05/02/2009 at 2:21am / United States (North Dakota) / Health

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  • ... how could you not have known that?

    Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.

    #1 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:03pm by I_Deserved_It

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  • You're an idiot for multiple reasons.

    A) Driving drunk
    B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content
    C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons

    #6 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:04pm by kscott88

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