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Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8763) - you deserved it (13487)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Why do I feel like smacking OP in the face with the Sceptre of Reality +4?

#7 - On 11/30/2010 at 10:17am by DocBastard

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Dungeons and dragons is well good, ignore him and play :)

#4 - On 11/30/2010 at 10:12am by Lolzords

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