You played yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 096
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kb021 18

YDI for faking sick, but it'll suck to be you when you actually do get sick and it takes all day for your dad to pick you up. Not that this experience will motivate him to hurry in the future...

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onorexveritas 23

you deserved it

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tklone329 0

Every ditchers nightmare

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badactor009 0

Any ditcher worth his salt would never go to the school nurse with a fake sore throat.

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Candice0687 0

You deserved that for trying to get out of school, I bet you were more board sitting in the office than you would of been in class.

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laden_swallow09 34

Surprise, genius; the world doesn't revolve around you! Brat.

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capnbzarr 43

**** your dad's life, is more like it.

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johnel54 5

Dumbass. Stay in school maybe you'll learn something useful

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Incogneterpeter 1

Why waste sick days??? If you don't want to be there just say dream or draw that's what I did so when I was actually sick I could just stay home and not have to worry about failing

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derecteevee 1

ur dads a smart guy hahah

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