Love, Awkward, Dating and My ex: Girls gone wild

Girls gone wild

By Anonymous - 22/01/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, the only girl who seems semi-interested in me is my ex-girlfriend, who bails out every time we make plans to meet up. I deserve to be treated better, but better wants nothing to do with me. Genuinely kind girls tell I'm too short, or assume I have ulterior motives. I hate hookups and dating in your twenties. FML

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You deserved it 246

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Second best

By fred - 17/12/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, at the age of 34, I realized every girl since high school who has dated me, only dated me because they had low self-esteem or were rebounding. The second they found someone they thought was better, they would leave me. Will I find someone who actually wants to be with me? FML

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What should I do?

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, every girl i've ever been interested in will not text me back or follow up. I barely had any luck back in high school. I thought it would get better. Is this what dating is like in the mid-20's? FML

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You deserved it 163

Close knit community

By yep-single - 18/11/2022 10:00 - Canada

Today, I'm single, as all the girls I’ve ever liked are either taken or hate my guts, and even if you don’t tell her, another girl would feel it, as if she’s a fifth choice at best, and might not like that. FML

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You deserved it 843

Classic nice guy rhetoric

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 00:02

Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML

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You deserved it 778

Messed up

By bob - 15/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I see plenty of guys who've messed up on Valentine's Day and not getting their girlfriend’s gifts. Meanwhile, I’m over here having been turned down by every girl i’ve known for the last four years. “I only see you as a friend”, “I’m not interested in a relationship”, “I don't see you that way.” FML

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You deserved it 595

By foreverAlone - 04/04/2016 19:40 - United States - Chesapeake Beach

Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 241

Early warning

By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

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You deserved it 128

Such a nice guy

By Anonymous - 14/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML

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Warm up guy

By Anonymous - 17/06/2020 08:08

Today, it seems that my four previous girlfriends all left me because they found better, more attractive, more wealthy, more interesting men. My entire love life feels like I’m the warm up act for the main event of other dudes getting laid. FML

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You deserved it 252

Nice guy vibes

By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 20:00 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, a girl I've been casually seeing just gave me the, "You're a great guy, but I'm not ready for a relationship" speech. A few hours later, I see a video in a group chat of her making out and laughing with another guy, while my other friends just watched and laughed. I'm just done trying, why am I always getting shit on? FML

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You deserved it 302

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 22 January 2023 16:01

Dating can be tough, but don't give up! Be yourself, stand up for your beliefs, and eventually, you'll meet someone who makes you for you.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 23 January 2023 4:35

1 look at the type of girls you're looking at. genuinely nice girls don't give a hoot about your height. 2 take a long look into yourself, you may not be the nice guy you think you are. girls love nice guys. we don't love "nice guys."

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 22 January 2023 16:01

Dating can be tough, but don't give up! Be yourself, stand up for your beliefs, and eventually, you'll meet someone who makes you for you.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 22 January 2023 17:51

Wanting to get laid is a motive -- nothing ulterior about it. It's infuriating in this age of inclusivity where racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, body-shaming, etc. are all condemned, but blatant discrimination against short men is somehow socially acceptable.

vinvin2210 15

Sunday 22 January 2023 20:03

Wait for your 30s.. No, it doesn't get better

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 22 January 2023 23:19

I've heard that dating in your 70s or later is fantastic. Just hang in there for a half-century.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 23 January 2023 4:35

cpguru24 15

Tuesday 24 January 2023 16:15

Meh most women are interested in guys their height or taller. Sure there are a few out there that say they don't care, but I think really they do care. And there is nothing wrong with that btw. As someone who is 5'2 and dated in his 40's, it does not get better however be patient and when you least expect it something will come along that will suit you just fine.

Brightside86 30

Monday 23 January 2023 21:40

Interesting that lesbians would also be focused on getting a tall significant other. When that isn't something guys really care about for women.

lalalaila777 24

Wednesday 25 January 2023 17:09

start doing things you want to do on your own, then you'll find people who are in to what you are that you can connect with, then go to those things together with new people. that was how i did it when i was a young stay at home mom with no friends, and it worked to meet some cool people