Intimacy and Love: Wrong number

Wrong number

By Hth - 08/11/2008 01:07 - United States

Today, for the 25th time, some Indian dude called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having sex. FML

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By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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LEAVE ME ALONE

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:05 - United States

Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm not who he's looking for, to which he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" and that he wanted to have some fun. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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By dollarstorepwnr - 19/03/2011 05:37 - Canada

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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hardcore_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:50

Who answers their phone during sex? If you are on call get a seperate ring tone for your work number. Problem solved.

Warp_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:50

So you're not Pinkie. But since you're answering calls during sex, I think it's save to say that you aren't Brain either. ;p

Comments

bripoo 8

Friday 30 November 2012 7:00

Why does it matter if it was an Indian? That didn't seem worth mentioning...not really relevant to know the person's ethnicity

skymaster33333 5

Friday 21 June 2013 9:45

its a wrong number...he doesnt know you...how would he know what you upto

yukiokashi 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 18:38

maybe it's a prank call?

erin37 27

Sunday 22 September 2013 0:12

Pretty sure pinky is one of the characters from bend it like Beckham.

SpyroCool 13

Monday 2 December 2013 14:53

Pinkie Pie?

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:29

How do you know they are Indian?

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Saturday 19 April 2014 13:46

How did you know it was and Indian if it was on the phone? It's very racist and disrespectful to call Native Americans, Indians.

dolls_are_scary 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 13:21

Why do you assume he meant Native Americans?

Solano2580 24

Friday 10 October 2014 4:34

Obviously he was a brony prank caller

sophia121 7

Tuesday 24 February 2015 4:21

I think it was pinky... Im really hoping it wasnt me... Im a canadian pakistani tho... Not sn indian so msybe not

notthatperfect 5

Monday 18 May 2015 14:15

Turn it off.

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