Whatever floats your boat

By RainbowD4PowerNozzle - 02/01/2023 21:00

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Today, while cleaning my vehicle at the car wash, the vacuum cleaner found a new purpose. As I twisted around, the mouth of the hose made its way down to my crotch and latched on. It definitely wasn’t painful, but I’ve now been sucked off by a vacuum. Best yet weirdest blow job ever. FML
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mike3775 35

You seriously expect people to believe this was an accident?

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Anderling 32

I’d suggest not doing that again because that’s how you end up in the hospital with a story about how you just happened to fall onto the vacuum cleaner

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Anderling 32

I’d suggest not doing that again because that’s how you end up in the hospital with a story about how you just happened to fall onto the vacuum cleaner

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JackWood 20

I am never using a car wash vacuum again.

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mike3775 35

You seriously expect people to believe this was an accident?

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RichardPencil 30

Best quarter you've ever spent! Probably risky to stand there until you jack off, but when you're in the moment.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Imagine explaining that to the owners. "Excuse me, I just came in your vacuum but it's still stuck on my ****. Little help?"

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Vesi 29

OK this legit made me laugh.. what a mental image!

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RawrXD 4

Doofy, Mom said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner

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LimpyBiscuit 1

How do you “accidentally” get sucked off by a car vacuum in public.. oops my pants and underwear came off, I’ll keep cleaning my car.. oops the vacuum fell on my p****. I’ll just enjoy myself.

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LimpyBiscuit 1

How do you “accidentally” get sucked off by a car vacuum in public.. oops my pants and underwear came off, I’ll keep cleaning my car.. oops the vacuum fell in my pants. I’ll just enjoy myself.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

My husband has a question - why was OP's dick out? I mean, those vacuums are super powerful, but they don't go THROUGH clothes, do they? So how did the dick go INSIDE the vacuum? I don't know, I'm laughing so hard I'm in hysterics.

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