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I always wondered why people actually posted these kind of embarrassing stories... I'd never have the courage to post this up $:

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It's anonymous though, so we wouldn't know it was you that posted this story. Unless of course you came on and commented on the Fml. :P

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bullshit, this is fake. even if you didn't have any action u wouldn't have just realized it and written an fml. this is someone writing about someone else. I call fake

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I say don't get out some more...... I say invite the toaster,broom, and some more of the vacuums friends and see if you get more action from them.......

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haha scarey movie makin fun of scream wats that guys name with the vaccum cleaner....I'M CLEANING MY ROOM!!!!!!

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wow you need to get laid well join the party but do something about it go on chat sites where I go or clubs etc .... that's what I do and it works but that unless you look bad or something no offense ... if you have an iPhone just get looty mix lol I think I spelled the crap right :)

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Today, I walked in on my son giving himself a hickey with the vaccum hose. he's 23 and still lives at home. FML.

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what's so special about a hickey. And the kid who lost his virginity at 16 that's pretty early. but I lost it last week . I'm 15. man I love my life now I feel accomplished

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66 i LOVE your tattoo. there's nothing hotter than a guy with a tat that's original instead of one that fucking looks like it was picked off of the "worlds top 100 most popular tattoos" list... ;)

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for those of u sayin hickeys are retarded in my highschool it shows that ur not a loser and can get a hickey. op is obviously in middle shool or highschool

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yeah, stop bitching and go out and take risks! meet people! it's not as hard as you "losers" (people who are in such selfpity or afraid to take a chance by talking to people) seem to imagine it

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Maybe, only if you are in middle school??? Otherwise no one thinks hickeys are cool. Personally I think they are trashy!

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What kind of person are you? You can't say you "speak for the future" then turn around and say you're not psychic. Tsk Tsk.

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No, it's to late for all that. I was talking about my actual playground and the_flirtt is a very horrible flirt. Lol, no offense.

oh come on all, stop being so mean :/ I am sorry man, this really sounds sad .. I wish u a gal, that would appreciate u for who you are as soon as possible

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